Funny Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables | 3 Designs | Funny Kitchen & Housewarming Gift

Add a little dark humor to your meal prep with our “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” engraved bamboo cutting board. Whether you're chopping veggies for dinner or displaying it as funny kitchen décor, this board is made for cooks who like their kitchen accessories with a little personality.

Choose Your Design

🥕 Scared Veggies – A lineup of adorable, terrified vegetables who clearly know what's about to happen.

🐂 Bull Chef – A wild-eyed bull chef armed with two knives, surrounded by frightened vegetables.

🐔 Chicken Chef – A screaming chicken chef wielding two knives while the veggies panic nearby.

Each design features the phrase “This Is Where I Murder Vegetables” permanently laser engraved into the bamboo—no vinyl, stickers, or printed design to peel away.

Product Details

• Natural bamboo cutting board
• Choose from 3 engraved designs
• Permanently laser engraved
• Rounded corners
• Great for food prep or kitchen display
• Each board has natural variations in bamboo grain and engraving color, making every piece slightly unique
• Handmade and engraved by Wanderful Customs

Perfect For

This funny cutting board makes a great housewarming gift, hostess gift, foodie gift, chef gift, birthday gift, or just a hilarious addition to your own kitchen. It's especially fun for the person who takes chopping vegetables very seriously.

Please Note: Because bamboo is a natural material, grain patterns, knots, coloration, and the darkness of the laser engraving will vary from board to board. These variations are normal and part of the character of a natural bamboo product.